A Model Admiral

A promising captain arrived in Penzance not long ago, and immediately began proudly boasting of his exploits across the world. He claims to be not just a great admiral, but the very model of a modern major general. Furthermore, he claims that his travels have given him an intricate knowledge of all subjects from vegetation and animal husbandry to geology. Not only that, but he has met with Kings and Emperors, and has personally partaken in every major battle from the last hundred years. He also claims to be an expert in mathematics, though we’re unsure of what benefit that holds to a privateer. Many doubt the legitimacy of his claims, but he said it in such a charming way we can’t help but be enraptured by this peculiar man.