A complete and up-to-date searchable list of all EU4 insult IDs.
Sending an insult gives the target country the ‘Diplomatic Insult’ casus belli on the insulter for 1 year. The target country also gets the opinion modifier “Insulted” towards the insulter for 10 years, worth Opinion.png −50 opinion with a yearly decay of +5.
| Name | ID |
|---|---|
Can your soldiers hit a barn yet, or do they still think muskets are clubs? | insult_low_mil_tech |
Do you have a flag? | insult_explorer_vs_africa_or_india |
Does [Root.Consort.GetName] know how many hand-maidens you keep in your chambers? | insult_against_sinner |
Furthermore, I believe that [Root.Capital.GetCapitalName] must be destroyed! | insult_default3 |
Git gud. | insult_pvp2 |
I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated! | insult_pirates_5 |
I had another insult prepared for you, but I doubt you would be able to read it. | insult_low_adm |
I hear that [Root.Monarch.GetName] is a devout follower of the [Root.religion.GetName], which will decide [From.Monarch.GetHerHis] fate in the next life. But it is the Emperor who will decide your fate in this life. | chinese_insult_1 |
I hear your people are revolting. You have that in common. | insult_rebels |
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you | insult_pirates_4 |
I suggest you change your uniform trousers to brown. | insult_against_craven |
I will rain grapeshot all over you and you will choke on it. You're sunk, you blackguard. | insult_pirates_2 |
I've heard your heir enjoys hunting. Do be careful, it would be such a shame if an unforeseen accident would happen. | insult_heir_hunter |
If [Root.Monarch.GetName] fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged [Root.Monarch.GetHerHim] out again, that would be a calamity. | insult_against_england |
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel! | insult_pirates_3 |
In [From.GetName], '[Root.GetName]' is a word synonymous with manure. | insult_default11 |
In this great game we play, you are a mere pawn. | insult_default10 |
Is that sorry thing on your head what passes for a crown in [Root.GetName]? | insult_monarchy_rank |
It is a dangerous wonder how a heathen such as yourself acquire such a rich and prosperous land. Luckily that will soon be rectified. | insult_christian_muslim |
It is time for the sun to set on the British empire. | insult_against_gbr |
It is time you left. | insult_against_european_in_india |
It is true, I admit, that [Root.GetName] is of greater extent than [From.GetName]. But you must agree that [From.Monarch.GetName] rules over men, while [Root.GetName] rules only over forests and mosquitoes. | insult_jungle |
It would be a shame if something were to happen to your Meissner porcelain... | insult_against_saxony |
Judgment day is upon us! The minions of Lucifer walk upon the earth- Oh. No, it is merely the [Root.GetAdjective]. | insult_default2 |
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. | insult_republic_to_monarchy |
May you be sewn up alive in the belly of a dead camel. | insult_from_arabs |
May you succumb to Samsara and live a thousand lives without joy or enlightenment. | insult_for_buddhists |
May your sky be filled with comets. | insult_default14 |
My last visit to the commode was vastly more enjoyable than dinner with the [Root.GetAdjective] ambassador. | insult_default5 |
No map can be a work of art as long as your nation is on it. | insult_default15 |
Not even seppuku could restore your honor. | insult_japanese |
O Sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. | insult_cossack_to_turk |
Oh look. There's some lovely filth over here. | insult_default6 |
One day, even [Root.GetAdjective] merchants will understand bookkeeping. | insult_bookkeeping |
Our arrows will blot out the sun! | insult_for_persians |
Perhaps my armies should find out if all roads truly lead to Rome. | insult_rome |
Show your obedience to the Emperor and enjoy a happy life, or else you shall meet the Celestial Army! | chinese_insult_2 |
So this is where pepper grows? It seems we have arrived just in time for a rich harvest... | insult_european_indian |
Soon all your treasures will be ours, including that preposterous Turquoise chair you so treasure. | insult_against_bahmanis |
Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay. | insult_default12 |
The [From.GetAdjective] throne shall not be sullied by your cursed and deformed line. | insult_against_habsburg |
The [Root.GetAdjective] know nothing about running a state! | insult_default8 |
The dreadful state of your economy is a warning to all would-be rulers. | insult_loans |
There is a problem most rife with [Root.GetName], and I suspect the cause are the [Root.Culture.GetName]. | insult_default9 |
There is something rotten in the state of Denmark. | insult_against_denmark |
They say diamonds last forever, and you do seem to have a lot of them. Give us a few and we will find out if they can outlast your dynasty. | insult_diamonds |
They say that German humor is no laughing matter. | insult_german_humor |
We shall take your lives, and your freedom! | insult_against_scotland |
We will impale [Root.Monarch.GetName] on a spike, as we have done with your pathetic armies. | insult_wallachia_to_ottomans |
What are you going to do, bleed on me? | insult_no_army |
What did you just say to me, you scallywag? I have sailed the seven seas and have over a hundred confirmed boardings. | insult_pirates_1 |
When our sons look back on today, it will be known that while you may have shaved off our beard, we will remove your arm. | insult_muslim_truce |
When the account of our time is written by future generations, they will look at you with that mix of pity and disgust called compassion. | insult_default4 |
While we were building a civilization you have kept in hiding among the vagrants of the Deccan. Bow now or meet your end at the hands of the heirs of Timur and Genghis. | insult_against_deccani |
You are neither holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire. | insult_against_hre |
You are the scourge of this earth and shall be hanged from your walls for what you've done! | insult_byz_to_ven |
You could have been a fine nation, if you had not been so preoccupied with killing each other over who was more related to the greatest murderer of our time. | insult_against_timurid |
You fight like a cow! | insult_guybrush |
You fight like a dairy farmer! | insult_against_guybrush |
You have haunted the waters of the Mediterranean for too long, cursed pirate! | insult_barbary_pirates |
You truly are the Sultan of Rum, you drunken swine! | insult_turkish_drunkard |
You upstart tax collectors should know your place; being trampled under our horses! | insult_golden_horde_vs_muscovy |
Your [Root.Monarch.GetTitle] is an unlawful, unnatural, false, bastardly governor of the Church, the Ordinance of the Devil, petty Pope, anti-Christ, incarnate devil, cozening knave, and prolific liar. | insult_marprelate2 |
Your blood will make the soil I take from you all the richer. | insult_default7 |
Your corpse will pave the path of progress, [Root.Monarch.GetName]! | insult_revolutionary |
Your eagle has two heads but not even one crown. | insult_against_serbia |
Your entire line suffers from delusions of adequacy. | insult_monarchy |
Your kingdom is truly worth only a horse. | insult_against_england2 |
Your misdeeds so far are nothing but a petty sore. Correct them before they become infected beyond the point of help. | chinese_insult_3 |
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! | insult_default |
Your walls will crumble before our cannon like sand before the sea. | insult_fort |
[Root.GetAdjective] culture is something of an oxymoron, don't you think? | insult_default13 |
[Root.Monarch.GetName] is a proud, popish, presumptuous, profane, pestilent, pernicious prelate and usurper. | insult_marprelate |
[Root.Monarch.GetName]'s head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants. | insult_low_dipadm |
l2playnoob! | insult_pvp |