EU4 Insult IDs

A complete and up-to-date searchable list of all EU4 insult IDs.

Sending an insult gives the target country the ‘Diplomatic Insult’ casus belli on the insulter for 1 year. The target country also gets the opinion modifier “Insulted” towards the insulter for 10 years, worth Opinion.png −50 opinion with a yearly decay of +5.

EU4 Insult IDs

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Can your soldiers hit a barn yet, or do they still think muskets are clubs?
insult_low_mil_tech
Do you have a flag?
insult_explorer_vs_africa_or_india
Does [Root.Consort.GetName] know how many hand-maidens you keep in your chambers?
insult_against_sinner
Furthermore, I believe that [Root.Capital.GetCapitalName] must be destroyed!
insult_default3
Git gud.
insult_pvp2
I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
insult_pirates_5
I had another insult prepared for you, but I doubt you would be able to read it.
insult_low_adm
I hear that [Root.Monarch.GetName] is a devout follower of the [Root.religion.GetName], which will decide [From.Monarch.GetHerHis] fate in the next life. But it is the Emperor who will decide your fate in this life.
chinese_insult_1
I hear your people are revolting. You have that in common.
insult_rebels
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you
insult_pirates_4
I suggest you change your uniform trousers to brown.
insult_against_craven
I will rain grapeshot all over you and you will choke on it. You're sunk, you blackguard.
insult_pirates_2
I've heard your heir enjoys hunting. Do be careful, it would be such a shame if an unforeseen accident would happen.
insult_heir_hunter
If [Root.Monarch.GetName] fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged [Root.Monarch.GetHerHim] out again, that would be a calamity.
insult_against_england
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!
insult_pirates_3
In [From.GetName], '[Root.GetName]' is a word synonymous with manure.
insult_default11
In this great game we play, you are a mere pawn.
insult_default10
Is that sorry thing on your head what passes for a crown in [Root.GetName]?
insult_monarchy_rank
It is a dangerous wonder how a heathen such as yourself acquire such a rich and prosperous land. Luckily that will soon be rectified.
insult_christian_muslim
It is time for the sun to set on the British empire.
insult_against_gbr
It is time you left.
insult_against_european_in_india
It is true, I admit, that [Root.GetName] is of greater extent than [From.GetName]. But you must agree that [From.Monarch.GetName] rules over men, while [Root.GetName] rules only over forests and mosquitoes.
insult_jungle
It would be a shame if something were to happen to your Meissner porcelain...
insult_against_saxony
Judgment day is upon us! The minions of Lucifer walk upon the earth- Oh. No, it is merely the [Root.GetAdjective].
insult_default2
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
insult_republic_to_monarchy
May you be sewn up alive in the belly of a dead camel.
insult_from_arabs
May you succumb to Samsara and live a thousand lives without joy or enlightenment.
insult_for_buddhists
May your sky be filled with comets.
insult_default14
My last visit to the commode was vastly more enjoyable than dinner with the [Root.GetAdjective] ambassador.
insult_default5
No map can be a work of art as long as your nation is on it.
insult_default15
Not even seppuku could restore your honor.
insult_japanese
O Sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself.
insult_cossack_to_turk
Oh look. There's some lovely filth over here.
insult_default6
One day, even [Root.GetAdjective] merchants will understand bookkeeping.
insult_bookkeeping
Our arrows will blot out the sun!
insult_for_persians
Perhaps my armies should find out if all roads truly lead to Rome.
insult_rome
Show your obedience to the Emperor and enjoy a happy life, or else you shall meet the Celestial Army!
chinese_insult_2
So this is where pepper grows? It seems we have arrived just in time for a rich harvest...
insult_european_indian
Soon all your treasures will be ours, including that preposterous Turquoise chair you so treasure.
insult_against_bahmanis
Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay.
insult_default12
The [From.GetAdjective] throne shall not be sullied by your cursed and deformed line.
insult_against_habsburg
The [Root.GetAdjective] know nothing about running a state!
insult_default8
The dreadful state of your economy is a warning to all would-be rulers.
insult_loans
There is a problem most rife with [Root.GetName], and I suspect the cause are the [Root.Culture.GetName].
insult_default9
There is something rotten in the state of Denmark.
insult_against_denmark
They say diamonds last forever, and you do seem to have a lot of them. Give us a few and we will find out if they can outlast your dynasty.
insult_diamonds
They say that German humor is no laughing matter.
insult_german_humor
We shall take your lives, and your freedom!
insult_against_scotland
We will impale [Root.Monarch.GetName] on a spike, as we have done with your pathetic armies.
insult_wallachia_to_ottomans
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
insult_no_army
What did you just say to me, you scallywag? I have sailed the seven seas and have over a hundred confirmed boardings.
insult_pirates_1
When our sons look back on today, it will be known that while you may have shaved off our beard, we will remove your arm.
insult_muslim_truce
When the account of our time is written by future generations, they will look at you with that mix of pity and disgust called compassion.
insult_default4
While we were building a civilization you have kept in hiding among the vagrants of the Deccan. Bow now or meet your end at the hands of the heirs of Timur and Genghis.
insult_against_deccani
You are neither holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.
insult_against_hre
You are the scourge of this earth and shall be hanged from your walls for what you've done!
insult_byz_to_ven
You could have been a fine nation, if you had not been so preoccupied with killing each other over who was more related to the greatest murderer of our time.
insult_against_timurid
You fight like a cow!
insult_guybrush
You fight like a dairy farmer!
insult_against_guybrush
You have haunted the waters of the Mediterranean for too long, cursed pirate!
insult_barbary_pirates
You truly are the Sultan of Rum, you drunken swine!
insult_turkish_drunkard
You upstart tax collectors should know your place; being trampled under our horses!
insult_golden_horde_vs_muscovy
Your [Root.Monarch.GetTitle] is an unlawful, unnatural, false, bastardly governor of the Church, the Ordinance of the Devil, petty Pope, anti-Christ, incarnate devil, cozening knave, and prolific liar.
insult_marprelate2
Your blood will make the soil I take from you all the richer.
insult_default7
Your corpse will pave the path of progress, [Root.Monarch.GetName]!
insult_revolutionary
Your eagle has two heads but not even one crown.
insult_against_serbia
Your entire line suffers from delusions of adequacy.
insult_monarchy
Your kingdom is truly worth only a horse.
insult_against_england2
Your misdeeds so far are nothing but a petty sore. Correct them before they become infected beyond the point of help.
chinese_insult_3
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
insult_default
Your walls will crumble before our cannon like sand before the sea.
insult_fort
[Root.GetAdjective] culture is something of an oxymoron, don't you think?
insult_default13
[Root.Monarch.GetName] is a proud, popish, presumptuous, profane, pestilent, pernicious prelate and usurper.
insult_marprelate
[Root.Monarch.GetName]'s head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants.
insult_low_dipadm
l2playnoob!
insult_pvp